We have needed window treatments hung
since we moved in two and half weeks ago.
I have installed many a window treatment
I looked at this as an easy task.
I am CONSTANTLY reminded -
I'm on foreign ground.

I have been patiently waiting for the little
D.B. hardware store to open back up,
after a week and a half being closed
for Chinese New Year,
so I could purchase my supplies.
Today was the day -- hardware store OPEN!
I entered, pick up a few things I knew I needed,
then asked for help from the hardware lady.
"Which screws do I need to drill into my wall?"
She asked - "You have concrete block or wood?"
My answer - "I don't know. I was hoping you could tell me.
What are walls made out of here?
My walls are wood in the U.S."
She snorted and said some words in Cantonese
to her fellow employee.
I'm sure it was something like -
"This is the smartest lady I know!"
She showed me something that looked similar to
molly bolts and explained they were for securing screws into concrete, but since I thought the walls were wood I just needed screws. I purchased the screws, the nice tool set pictured below
and headed for home.

LET THE INSTALL BEGIN!
Upon investigation, by simply knocking on the spot we (Caleb & I) planned to drill,
we realized our walls are
made of concrete blocks.
I'd have to make another trip to the hardware store to get the molly bolts.
When I entered the hardware store, there was the hardware lady whom had helped me earlier. When I said "I'm back!" She acted like she'd never seen me before and said more Cantonese words to her employee friend.
I'm sure it was "What a JOY to have her in our store again."
I said "I came in this morning and bought some screws and a tool kit.
I got home and found that the walls are made of concrete. Where are the bolts I need?"
**I did not expect what came next**
DISCLAIMER: I do not believe the D.B. hardware lady has ever gone to
the "helpful hardware folks" school
of customer service training.
Miss Hardware starting yelling at me!
"I told you you have concrete wall! You no listen!!
You no beyeeve (believe) what I tell you."
With that she stamped off behind the counter.
Leaving me to fend for myself.
Wow! I just met the HARDWARE NAZI!
I am not a quiter -
especially when it comes to
installing window treatments.
I walked back to the area
(mind you - the store is seriously 10feet x 15feet)
where she showed me the bolts before,
took them to the counter and paid for them.

I got home with my bolts and new screws and
tried to drill into the wall.
There was no drilling through that concrete.
The Hardware Nazi won.
The do-it-yourself-er has been defeated.
I found a handyman on line and
sent him an e-mail
asking him to quote the cost for installing CURTAINS
(I've also discovered they don't know
what window treatments are here.)
in three rooms.